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    I spanked you in E-Town

    "I was a cop busting you for junk in your yard." Whoever was spanked in E-Town, fess up.

    Oh, JoJo

    My dearest, sweetest JoJo. There is such sweet poetry that can be found on Craigslist. Who would have known?

    Wanna make out?

    “I’m just looking for a woman to make out with b4 I go to work." I can't stop laughing at this. 

    40 Elvis stamps

    Because who doesn't want to send their electric bill with "the King of Rock and Roll" on it?

    Promise ring

    Every time I see promise, wedding, or engagement ring for sale on Craigslist, I can't help but think, "Oh... somebody messed up." Just me? 

    Convict fish

    I know the fish is a Convict cichlid, but the first thought that came to mind was Akon singing "Konvict music", which the led to me singing "Locked Up", which led to me picturing a bad ass, convict fish locked up in a fish bowl. Imagination is a beautiful thing.

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    2015 University of Louisville graduate. All things social media, marketing, writing, sneakers, photography, music, and a whole lot of coffee.

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