Oh Craigslist. You are weird, you are wacky, and you are wonderful. Here are some of the more interesting posts from Craigslist posters in the Louisville area this past week. Enjoy!
Hot stud at Ramada Inn Coffee Shop.
"Of all the days to wander down to get some coffee with no makeup or shower and there you were." I think all girls can relate to this, however, it takes a not-so-innocent spin... "Tell me what your tattoo is and how long you are here. My meetings will be done Thursday afternoon and I am in no rush to get back to the daily grind of being a good wife." Uh, oh.
WHERE IS Orange2262?
Orange2262 is the stud that was introduced before the new year as being the one that got away on Match.com. Will this desperate poster ever find her beloved Orange?
Best butt in KY.
"If I told you this in person you'd prolly think I'm a douche" I don't know I feel like this would be a huge achievement. Best butt in the state of Kentucky? *cues Royal wave*
Feet.
Yes, feet. You read that right. "I stared at a woman's feet. I could adore her feet if I had some money for her." WHAT?
OH CANDY CANE HOW I MISS MY CANDY CRUSH.
If you've got time between finishing the last episodes of "Making A Murderer" (unless you're like me and binge watched them), read this long love letter to Candy Cane.
U of L Campus Cutie.
"This post is referring to all the gorgeous women on campus.... and due to clothing selection these days, the leggings are in style, and thank God for small miracles on that one!" It gets a little creepy near the end. Ladies, just don't forget to say thanks when men tell you how nice you look while you're running to your next class trying to avoid all human life. Come on, manners.
Both married. Both working individuals. That's two things in common, right? So, why not start a work dating relationship? Seems like a logical idea.
Now, I'm going to stare at my computer screen with a quizzical expression like I normally do after reading these absurd Missed Connections posts.
Until next week, Louisville!
