"I was a cop busting you for junk in your yard." Whoever was spanked in E-Town, fess up.
Oh, JoJo [5]
My dearest, sweetest JoJo. There is such sweet poetry [6] that can be found on Craigslist. Who would have known?
Wanna make out? [7]
“I’m just looking for a woman to make out with b4 I go to work." I can't stop laughing at this.
40 Elvis stamps [8]
Because who doesn't want to send their electric bill with "the King of Rock and Roll" on it?
Promise ring [9]
Every time I see promise, wedding [10], or engagement [11] ring for sale on Craigslist, I can't help but think, "Oh... somebody messed up." Just me?
Convict fish [12]
I know the fish is a Convict cichlid, but the first thought that came to mind was Akon singing "Konvict music", which the led to me singing "Locked Up", which led to me picturing a bad ass, convict fish locked up in a fish bowl. Imagination is a beautiful thing.