There are worse hopeless places to find love than at Churchill Downs. Throw in a few mint juleps and... What’s your name again?
In the porta potty at the Oaks.
"So here it is. I want to see you again, I want to meet your kid. You saved my dream by making new one, one that I did not even know I had." If you do anything today, you HAVE got to read this.
Farrah at the track.
“Don't tell and I won’t…”
Redhead in Section 110.
"Your date had long hair. We couldn't get away. Email me what I was wearing!" What is the deal with email? Do people still do that?
We met at Oaks.
"I was watching something for you! I am praying you will see this." I just feel like none of these people are going to remember anyone.
Hottie in Section 124.
Girl buys boy drink. Girl gets nervous and leaves awkwardly. Girl sees boy again with another girl. Awk.
Until next week, Louisville!
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