Oh Craigslist. You are weird, you are wacky, and you are wonderful. Here are some of the more interesting posts from Craigslist posters in the Louisville area this past week. Enjoy!
Jordan.
"Selfish, childish and will [his] eat boogers." This is worth the read. Is he wearing makeup...?
I've never used a dating site, but Orange2262? Couldn't he just have used his name? The search continues for Orange... Will he reply?
"Looking for thick white females in the area. And I'm talking about the back side." *Throws up peace sign"
Hot Pharmacy Technician at CVS.
"You fill my prescriptions. I had a naughty elf on the shelf type dream about you last night." Dreamy.
"I would have asked for your number if i wanted it. I still don't. Let's meet up." This is the most perplexing missed connection. Does he want to rekindle their flame? Does he even care? Is he playing hard to get? We'll find out in 2016...
Until next week, Louisville! And Happy New Year's Eve!