This week, an ad about "how to spring clean your life" came up on the Craigslist. That got me thinking that Craigslist really offers a lot of opportunities for self-improvement. Need a fulfilling relationship? Check. Need a more lucrative job? Check. Need to express yourself via a naked drum circle that meets at 2 a.m.? You can probably find that.
Okay, enough of that. Here are the spring-fresh opportunities to better yourself that I found on Craigslist this week:
Get this: you can now sell pot. From home. And make $$$. "...our weekly training calls that will teach you how to market in person, over the phone, using the internet and more, as well as how to understand the compensation plan (getting PAID!!)" Don't miss out on this one!
Help out with a social experiment. Or an art project. Or whatever. Remember that video of strangers kissing that's been all over the internet? Somebody wants to recreate that in Louisville. And you, my friend, could be one of the strangers!
Who doesn't need a little dose of inspiration when they wake up in the morning? Get some uplifting magnetic poetry for free. Put it on your fridge to look at every morning when you reach for the orange juice. Or King Cobra. Nobody's judging here. A little sampling:
"PUFFIN? AINT NOTHING DOPE HUSTLAS YO MUTHA CHRONIC SHIT CAN'T FUCK WITH IT"
How about putting your "positive energy" out there? A man seeks "Just intellectual stimulation and genuine humanity. Just good positive energy and being able to build off of that." Come on, help this guy out! Apparently, he's "stuck in a generation where loyalty is just a tattoo, love is just a quote and lying is the new truth."
After that downer, how about we end on a relentlessly positive note? "Grab your life by the reigns"!!! "WE are growing at an alarming rate!" "Sales are at an all time high! GET IN. . .GET TRAINED AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF A LIFETIME!!" Spoiler alert: weight loss products involved.
