So there I was, minding my own business at Derby 2016, when I ran into these bachelorettes.
They were very excited to be alive, and even MORE excited to have me try their Derby-bachelorette party game: throw the inflatable ring on the inflatable penis. I got all three rings, first try. "You're the first person to get all three!" One girl told me. "I'm the first sober person you've met today." I said.
Soon, they roped in a new set of players.
