This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist…
-Louisville Exotic Entertainment Promotions needs 2014 calendar models. Or if calendar modeling’s not your thing, you too could participate in their “Hot Legs”, wet t-shirt or oil wrestling contests. “LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY TO BE MADE!!!!!!”
-A guy writing a travel book is looking for people from Sri Lanka.
-Another guy is looking for strippers to be friends with.
-More longing at that pit of lust, the Kroger on Goss Avenue. This time, a 25-year-old guy seeks an older guy he saw at the gas pumps.
-Book your spring trophy buck hunts and turkey hunts now!
-Easy Bake Ovens still exist! And you can buy one for $25.
-Your bad credit will get you in a 2009 Dodge Charger.
-An “average housewife” between the ages of 35 and 55 who has “unbearable ticklish feet” can make $200.
-A physical therapist needs a “front receptionalist.” “Ideal candidates will demonstrate strong technical skill using the Microsoft Office suite.”
