After a few weeks' hiatus, This Week in Louisville, on Craigslist is back! And here's this week's sketchiness:
Local trucker seeks female companion for good conversation.
A "100% tame", "very hefty" albino Burmese python needs a new home. Owner will take cash or trade. No low ball offers for this 11-foot gal, though.
"WARNING!! WARNING!!! This chick will rip you off." Local man does not get what he paid for from backpage.com, a Craigslist-like site that offers adult services, among other things.
Parapsychology consultant with a PhD in psychology will help you figure out if your house is haunted. "I can help you better understand what may be going on from the perspective of the entity inhabiting your home," she writes.
Man seeks napping partner. Non-sexual. "Really!" His bed does look pretty comfy.
In non-sleazy news, a man who drove a woman to get gas after she ran out on the Greenbelt Highway seeks to reconnect. Aw.
"A popular "dating guru's" lies are exposed" This person will tell you about a "simple technique used by "players" in secret that turns women on without their knowledge." Eek!
"Syrup maker needed." This actually doesn't look sketchy. Just odd.
Job seekers, sit up and pay attention. "EZ 10 MINUTE SALE AND MORE A+ LEADS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE! BIG COMMISSIONS!" "EARN WHAT YOU'RE REALLY WORTH!"
And finally, you can make money taking selfies. It's possible on Craigslist!