After a few weeks' hiatus, This Week in Louisville, on Craigslist is back! And here's this week's sketchiness:
Local trucker seeks female companion for good conversation [4].
A "100% tame", "very hefty" albino Burmese python needs a new home [5]. Owner will take cash or trade. No low ball offers for this 11-foot gal, though.
"WARNING!! WARNING!!! This chick will rip you off. [6]" Local man does not get what he paid for from backpage.com, a Craigslist-like site that offers adult services, among other things.
Parapsychology consultant with a PhD in psychology will help you figure out if your house is haunted [7]. "I can help you better understand what may be going on from the perspective of the entity inhabiting your home," she writes.
Man seeks napping partner [8]. Non-sexual. "Really!" His bed does look pretty comfy.
In non-sleazy news, a man who drove a woman to get gas [9] after she ran out on the Greenbelt Highway seeks to reconnect. Aw.
"A popular "dating guru's" lies are exposed" [10] This person will tell you about a "simple technique used by "players" in secret that turns women on without their knowledge." Eek!
"Syrup maker needed. [11]" This actually doesn't look sketchy. Just odd.
Job seekers, sit up and pay attention. [12] "EZ 10 MINUTE SALE AND MORE A+ LEADS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE! BIG COMMISSIONS!" "EARN WHAT YOU'RE REALLY WORTH!"
And finally, you can make money taking selfies [13]. It's possible on Craigslist!