It was the second largest crowd in Derby history this year with 167, 227 in attendance. With that many people dressed in their best, sipping on Juleps, crossing their fingers, and flapping their jaws like there's no tomorrow, you're bound to overhear some crazy shit and drunk people are the worst!
Here’s a list of some of the best overheard statements made this year.
“Is that a bar?”-Thirsty Man
“Of course! I bet two and three and they’re in the back!”-Disappointed Box Bet
“Amber is hot as f*ck.”-BRO
“I won a whole $10!”-Overzealous First Timer
“You’re by a really big what?”-Distressed (Lost) Infielder
“The fact that I haven’t fallen asleep already is a big feat.”-Drunk Pastel Suit
“Wow! I’m drunk as hell! I need another Mint Julep before I f*cking die!”-Really Drunk Pastel Suit
“My hat doesn’t fit in the stall.”-Big Hat Lady
“I have to go find my girlfriend’s shoe.”-Infield Porter Potty Bystander
“Oh! I love your lipstick. What is it?”
-“Maybelline 69.”
“69. Who could forget that?”-Fashionable Patron
"I remember the first Mint Julep I had was at your house. Your dad made it."-Re'mint'iscing
“I’ve been here since five this morning and I’ll be here until ten tonight.”-Bathroom Attendant
“I can’t believe you actually dressed nice. Let’s SnapChat you!”- Condescending Woman
“My armpit sweat is unbelievable.”-Honest Man
“Are the machines over here John? Are they over here? I’m going over there.”-Confused, Don’t Care
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