I don't know who, when or why, but some cartographic genius took it upon his or her self to map all of Louisville-area Kroger stores by nickname, effectively mapping the social and economic landscape of Louisville.
"Singles Kroger," "Kroghetto," "Redneck Kroger" and "Cougar Kroger" (which is almost comically located in the rich-but-not-quite-rich-enough part of town) are among those listed.
The map has virtually limitless possibilities for adaptation. Need to find all the fixings for a Passover feast? Check the map for Kosher Kroger. Looking to move? Check the map and make sure you won't end up stuck with Dirty Kroger. Looking to be the victim of a hit-and-run? Check the map for Hit-N-Run Kroger. The map holds the key to everything you could ever need.
