With Van Halen set to perform Saturday, one man recalls his love for all things Eddie.

Survey says you need to put your crazy family on television.

The eternal struggle between moron and fitness finally comes to an end.

Considering what you plan to do to your body on Super Bowl Sunday, maybe running in the Snowman Shuffle 4 Miler on Saturday might be a good idea.

One man's rememberance of the only Super Bowl party that ever mattered.

In 1984, I played basketball while wearing parachute pants. I've done neither since.

A man who never learns takes another stab at running. Sigh...

Whether you’re a seasoned runner, a newbie armed with a New Year’s resolution, or someone who is just really interested in learning how easily certain parts of their body chafe, the Frostbite 5k is the perfect opportunity to get out there and run around like the raving lunatic you know you are deep down inside.

Looking for an unreasonably priced pair of kicks that won't require you to take a South End beatdown? Then grab a pair of Air Goatmans, voted "Most Definitely Not a Real Shoe" by Shoe Fancy magazine.

With Christmas season upon us, it seems like the right time to offer a quick tour of the area’s local shopping establishments. Previously, we’ve looked at the Green Tree Mall, Oxmoor Center, Jefferson Mall, and the Mall St. Matthews. We now mercifully close out this series with a look at both Bashford Manor and Raceland Mall, which are so awesome, they inspired me to draw this picture (given the Van Halen seal of approval).