Unless you're a mermaid or a puppeteer, this article should come in handy.
Where to pop some tags in Louisville, even when you only have $20 in your pocket.
How not to break the bank when dressing for Derby.
“Pink faces with a stylish Southern sag, old Ivy styles, seersucker coats and buttondown collars…” – Hunter S Thompson, “The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved”
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different."- Coco Chanel