I'm looking for my money -- and I'm going to hound your mother until I get it back!
A missed connection results in choking on cannolis, and a spank bank.
40th Annual Running of the Rodents festival April 12
Have you ever heard somebody say, "Oh, (Insert American city)? That's just like Louisville." Well Austin, Texas often fills that role. Whether it is by population or character, these two cities seem to share a common ground of weirdness.
In this edition of "Weird Craigslist Listings" - a woman searches for her fannie-pack wearing, chicken on his head soul mate.
‘60s-themed Running of the Rodents this Thursday at Spalding
This week's Weird Craigslist Listing comprises of a girlfriend with a satanic secret. About a week before Halloween this poor fella gets this bomb dropped on him by his "sexy, smart, giving, caring, good girl" girlfriend. Well, what did she have to say?
I almost want to buy this donkey just to say that I have a donkey that's not only safe for kids to ride, but for a cool $75, it will also protect your livestock. I can't help but laugh as I'm writing this!
What's that in the sky you ask? It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's just a chandelier shaped dong! This week's edition of Weird Craigslist Listing comes to us from Hillview.... more like strange view.
Free to a good home: "free homemade haunted house (okolona)" that apparently had one girl, perhaps it was your girlfriend, drop to the ground crying and had a guy shoulder block his girl to get out. Good news is, donations go towards finding a cure for breast cancer.
I think we found Nemo or maybe it's just a dude with a strange obsession with Moby Dick's infamous white whale and in need of cash to pay back child support. Either way, this tail-wagging, non-street legal, blowhole blowing whale-mobile has made a splash on Craigslist.
Remember that scene in Old School the movie, when Mitch gives the speech about coming home to his wife being gang banged? Well, that appears to have happened to the guy who listed this ring set on Craigslist.
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