Being hipster isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle
See if you can spot the difference between the Kenny Chesney fans and the Dave Matthews Band fans. I'll give you a hint - there's more to it than the headgear.
Being from Oklahoma myself, of course I'm biased towards friendly hipster kids from my home state. They also happen to be darn good musicans, though the bassist could make a good living on the side as a Shawn White impersonator.
No matter what you might have learned from playing Portal, this Cake is not a lie. Best. Band. At. Forecastle.