Oh Craigslist. You are weird, you are wacky, and you are wonderful. Here are some of the more interesting posts from Craigslist posters in the Louisville area this past week. Enjoy!
You're a super cute blond in a gold SUV on I65 Northbound at about 7PM on Labor day. [4]
Could you be more specific...
Nude model needed for an outdoor shoot [5]
“My model for a forest shoot canceled and I'm looking for a replacement. Females only please and pay is negotiable.” Sounds completely safe and not sketchy at all. Takers?
A Final Goodbye My Lover and Confidant [6]
“Despite the intense emotional passion we once shared or how spiritually close we may have been, I genuinely hope the universe doesn't deem it necessary to ever cross paths with one another again in the future.”
A real-life 21st century Shakespeare. Wow. This is better than anything I had to read in High School.
My personal favorite:
The guy in a relationship, living with his girlfriend, but asking a female to live with them. “You don’t have to do anything sexually with the female I am with now unless you wanted to…” Okay.
In need of a new parrot perch? [7]
Don’t worry. Craigslist has you covered.
Model training [8]
Train for $0 to become a Lady Liberty Tax Service model. Because you have to start somewhere, right?
Missed connection with Eugene the Electrician [9]
They met years ago at a troubadour bar…
For $50 you can get the Penthouse collection [10] from 1999- 2006. Just email ‘sugardunky’.
Until next week, Louisville!