This week, in Louisville, on Craigslist...
$25 gets you some thigh highs, panties, bras or socks worn by this lady (or gentleman?) [4] while doing a task of your choice. Use your imagination. For only $4 more, you get pics. No full-body shots though.
Free juvenile convicts! [5] "Some are sexable some not." Calm down, y'all. It's not what you're thinking. Apparently, convicts are a kind of fish.
"Punk rock kind of chicks [6]" wanted to hang out with single 21-year-old male.
Former (retired?) Chippendales [7] are waiting to warm you up at the Fern Valley Inn & Hotel. "Magic Mike Ladies Night" is this Saturday only.
"*Pizza - Pasta - Dollywood - Net $150K Profit (6 Days) [8]" "Great Service, Great Menu and lots of Repeat customers."
Apartments for rent at some complex in the east end will leave you to "Get CUPID STRUCKED by our VALENTINE SPECIALS!!! [9]"
Better get in on this "Legitimate Opportunity To Make 6 Figures From Home. [10]" "The company does all of the selling for you.Just bring them the applicants and they close the deal for you.It's that simple."
If that deal doesn't grab you, how about a sales position for a "meat snack company [11]"? Meat snacks. Mmmmm.
Got red hair and freckles [12]? This guy wants to take nekkid pics of you!
And finally, who wouldn't want to lose weight with some supplement called Yacon Syrup [13]. It's free. Go getcha some!