You don’t need to troll Craigslist anymore. (And I know you do!) I’ll do it for you and bring you the highlights each Thursday.
A licensed instructor will teach you about carrying concealed deadly weapons [4]. At your convenience.
For $100, you can sign up for an 8-hour private investigation of Waverly Hills Sanitorium [5].
Ladies can “rock this body for the New Year” [6] when they respond to an ad by a guy who took a selfie in a hotel bathroom.
Two connections were missed at the Kroger on Goss Avenue. A 22-year-old woman missed her connection with a “disheveled man” [7] and a guy made eye contact [8] with another guy, who drove a Honda.
Someone in Campbellsville will sell your stuff [9] on Ebay. An experienced professional will solve your math problems. [10]
You can get gigs that involve staying home and making paychecks every week [11], making artisanal cheese [12], or giving body rubs [13]. But only “attractive personable passionate intelligent slim body rub girls” need apply.
You can buy an entire collection of Pappy Van Winkle bourbons [14]. Just make an offer!
$75 gets you a whiskey decanter shaped like Elvis’ head [15].
Somebody wants to know why their pictures are disappearing [16] from Craigslist.
A talent agency is looking for “the next Miley or Taylor.” [17]